DIVORCE LAWYER OFFERS ALIMONY ADVICE TO MICK JAGGER

DIVORCE LAWYER OFFERS ALIMONY ADVICE TO MICK JAGGER

CHICAGO, Ill. (Wireless Flash) -- Mick Jagger is reportedly paying $40 million to soon-to-be ex Jerry Hall, but a divorce lawyer in Chicago says Mick could get satisfaction for a lot less dough. Attorney Richard Doermer says Jagger could avoid paying years of alimony just by offering Hall a cash bonus if she remarries as soon as possible. It may sound cheap, but Doermer says it's hard for someone to remain mad at you if you offer them money. However, he suggests Jagger phrase the offer by saying, "Jerry, I simply want to see you happy as soon as possible." To help the process along, Doermer thinks Jagger should also babysit the children one night a week so she can hit the town in search of a new hubby. Although the cash inducements might be expensive in the short term, Doermer figures they're cheaper than paying alimony for 20 years.

CONTACT: Richard Doermer, ****1/2; Chicago, IL; (312) 245-9444