STINKY PIPES FORCE PLUMBER TO TAKE UP SMOKING

STINKY PIPES FORCE PLUMBER TO TAKE UP SMOKING

EUGENE, Ore. (Wireless Flash) -- If you want to smoke on the job, just become a plumber in New York City. According to former plumber Jake Harris, the Big Apple is riddled with so many stinking sewage leaks that smoking cigarettes is one of the only ways to blunt the stench. Harris, author of the new electronic book, "Tales From The Plumbing Zone" (1stbooks), claims there were times when he had to fix a leak under what he calls "two feet of water and turds" and smoking was the only way to avoid breathing in the horrible smell. However, the former NYC plumber says there were some perks to his stinky job -- such as the time a single mother was so grateful when he fixed her toilet that she invited him to join her in bed. She wound up liking Harris so much, she kept finding things wrong with her toilet just so he could come over.

CONTACT: Jake Harris, ****; Eugene, OR; (541) 344-8424