BIZARRE WEATHER PATTERNS LINKED TO STOLEN SPACE BEACON

BIZARRE WEATHER PATTERNS LINKED TO STOLEN SPACE BEACON

SACRAMENTO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- E.T. may have the solution for the bizarre global weather patterns underway. That's according to UFO researcher Dr. Richard Boylan, who claims the United States government is now negotiating with extraterrestrial creatures to correct the weird weather. The current insider buzz is that today's weather problems can be traced back to 1972, when a military spacecraft retrieved an alien space beacon that kept the moon on its axis for centuries. National Security Council sources reportedly have told Boylan that the moon has slid off its axis by at least 2 percent since the beacon was removed, resulting in global warming and bizarre weather patterns on Earth. Although the beacon is now being stored at a top secret military facility, Boylan's sources are threatening to reveal more details about the moon mess unless the device is returned to its rightful spot. Military leaders supposedly are negotiating with aliens right now to get things back to normal.

CONTACT: Dr. Richard Boylan, ****; Sacramento, CA; (916) 455-0120