MAN INSURES HIMSELF AGAINST LOCH NESS MONSTER ATTACK

MAN INSURES HIMSELF AGAINST LOCH NESS MONSTER ATTACK

LOCH NESS, Scotland (Wireless Flash) -- If the Loch Ness Monster exists -- and if it's mean -- the wife of one paranormal researcher will become an overnight millionaire. A Loch Ness researcher named Gary Campbell has insured himself for $1.67 million in case the sea creature kills, maims or disables him. It will even pay Campbell for post-disability stress. The $418 policy was issued by a London-based insurance broker known as "Grip," which has also issued policies protecting women from any inadvertent "virgin births." Campbell plans to test his Loch Ness Monster policy next week when he hosts a Nessie convention at Loch Ness that will include boat expeditions out on the lake.

CONTACT: Gary Campbell, ****; Loch Ness, Scotland; 011-44-1463- 791-099