ASTROLOGER PREDICTS GIANT `COSMIC TOOTHACHE' FOR MOTHER EARTH
ASTROLOGER PREDICTS GIANT `COSMIC TOOTHACHE' FOR MOTHER EARTH
SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- You'll probably gnash your teeth when you hear this but Mother Earth is suffering a "cosmic toothache." That's according to San Diego-based astrologer Timothy Thayer, who says astrological conditions are causing Earth to suffer a "cosmic toothache" that will translate into more freeway road rage and more bloodshed in the Balkans this summer. Thayer claims the Littleton massacre on April 20 heralded the beginning of a tension-filled six-month period which will peak in July before tapering off in October. He also predicts there will be an unusually high amount of stress this summer that will lead to even more hostility and violence -- especially in Kosovo. However, Thayer says any potential for World War III will be decreased if the entire planet collectively engages in deep breathing exercises.
CONTACT: Timothy Thayer, ****; San Diego, CA; (619) 226-0405