SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) All of us at Wireless Flash want to wish you a very happy holiday season. As you may know, there are only three days a year when Wireless Flash doesnt provide you with a regular daily feed: Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Years Day. For our Christmas Eve feed, we are offering you a special Nutty 9: 2001s Most Bizarre News Stories. These are the top nine strangest stories exclusively generated by Wireless Flash in the past year and they make for a perfect year-in-review special. This feed not only contains the Nutty 9 reprinted as they originally appeared in Wireless Flash, it also includes current phone numbers for the story subjects so you can catch up with them yourself. In addition, Wireless Flash editors are available to discuss the stories. Contact David Moye, Greg Fogg or Elaine Camuso at (619) 220-7191. So, are dumb people really more sexually attractive than the rest of us? Is a Pennsylvania man really offering his bald head as a human billboard? The answers to those questions and more are here in the Wireless Flash Nutty 9 for 2001.