Headlines for: 08-16-2001

LADIES WITH LARGE NOSES HAVE ADMIRERS TYLER, Texas (Wireless Flash) – Here’s more proof beauty is in the eye of the beholder: Men think big noses are just as sexy as big breasts. That’s according to Brian Nelson, who runs a website for fans of women

EX-MILLI VANILLI LIP-SYNCHER TO SING KARAOKE CLEVELAND (Wireless Flash) – Fabrice Morvan, the surviving half of the scandalized lip-synching duo Milli Vanilli, will put his pipes to the test in a karaoke roadshow.

GIANT BRIEFS TO HANG ON BROADWAY NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Look up in the sky. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a giant pair of undies? That’s what passers-by will see in New York City next Tuesday to

CAN PICKLE JUICE HELP HANGOVERS? GARLAND, Texas (Wireless Flash) – Can drinking pickle juice help you recover from a hangover? One Texas pickle packer hopes so. A company called the Goldin Pickle Company is introducing a new energy

FORMER ACTOR RUNS ALIEN RESEARCH CENTER LAKE GEORGE, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) – Hollywood may love alien films, but some actors love aliens too. Case in point: former actor Nick Chiaravalle who now runs the Alien

‘DUDE WHERE’S MY CAR’: HOTTEST PIRATED MOVIE NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – The Internet piracy of American Pie 2 turned out to be false, but now a copyright enforcement company is revealing a legitimate list of the hottest pirated films.

BECOME A CARD-CARRYING SCHMUCK BOSTON (Wireless Flash) – Boston has one more Ivy League university – but this one teaches people how to be schmucks. The college is actually a tongue-in-cheek website, called “Schmuck

MACY GRAY: ‘KEITH RICHARDS STINKS!’ NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – When Macy Gray sings ...try to say goodbye and I choke, she just might be referring to a meeting with Keith Richards.

SEARCH FOR AMERICA’S GREATEST TAILGATERS LYNCHBURG, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) – The football pre-season has only just begun, but it will give tailgaters some time to practice to be “America’s Greatest Tailgaters.”

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP REEFTON, New Zealand (Wireless Flash) – A 28-year-old New Zealand man was found drowned in his cat’s outdoor water bowl after he slipped on an icy ramp and knocked himself unconscious. His mother found him with his face lying