Headlines for: 04-22-2001

DAYS AHEAD NOT TOO BAD FOR TIM MCVEIGH TERRE HAUTE, Ind. (Wireless Flash) – Terrorist bomber Tim McVeigh turns 33 today (Apr. 23) and although he has just 23 days to live, a Phoenix astrologer says his days ahead won’t be all that bad.

LINDA LOVELACE: ‘I HAVE A CRUSH ON CHRISTIAN SLATER’ NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Former porn star Linda Lovelace has a confession almost as shocking as her 1972 movie, Deep Throat: She has a crush on Christian Slater.

PAUL REVERE ON CROSS-COUNTRY HARLEY RIDE SEATTLE, Wash. (Wireless Flash) – 1960s-era musician Paul Revere is taking a lesson from his patriotic namesake and going on a cross-country ride – but on a Harley not a horse.

SEX ABUSE EXPERTS GIVES FINGER TO TOM GREEN’S NEW FLICK TAMPA, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – Tom Green’s new comedy, Freddie Got Fingered, is getting the finger from a sexual abuse expert in Florida.

BALLISTIC DEVICES MAKE A COMEBACK WITH KIDS MINNEAPOLIS (Wireless Flash) – President Bush wants to build up the defense system, and an engineer in Minneapolis may be able to help – with potato cannons.

MICHAEL JACKSON AND BUBBLES SCULPTURE UP FOR AUCTION NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – This is sure to thrill Michael Jackson fans – a larger than life porcelain sculpture of Jackson and Bubbles the Chimp is going on the auction block.

56 PERCENT OF CHEFS RARELY COOK AT HOME NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Looks like the goose is cooked for American chefs. According to a new chef survey cooked up the Relais & Chateaux gourmet

LARA FLYNN BOYLE: GRADE SCHOOL WAS HELL NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Sexy Emmy-nominated actress Lara Flynn Boyle may act like hot stuff on The Practice, but she admits she wasn’t so confident in school.

NEVER-SEEN MARILYN MONROE COLLECTIBLES TO GO ON DISPLAY HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – June 1 marks what would have been Marilyn Monroe’s 75th birthday and the day should be a “clothes” call for fashion buffs.