Headlines for: 01-17-2001
THE STRAIGHT POOP ON WATCHING TV IN THE TOILET
CARMICHAEL, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Thinking of putting a TV set in your bathroom so you won't miss a minute of the Super Bowl? Then be prepared to have a draining experience.
`SURVIVOR' SUSAN STILL WILLING TO POSE NUDE?
MILWAUKEE (Wireless Flash) -- Remember those rumors last summer that "Survivor" castaways Susan Hawk and Kelly Wigglesworth might pose nude for "Hustler?"
PUSHY MAN COULD PUSH BACK INAUGURATION
WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash) -- This Saturday's presidential inauguration could be postponed -- at least that's what one psychic is predicting.
BRAD PITT MOVING INTO MUSIC?
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are not only making beautiful music, he may soon be singing her praises in song.
WANTED: HOMELESS PORN ACTRESSES
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- If you're a X-rated film actress without a home, there's a man in Los Angeles who wants to shack up with you.
`TEN COMMANDMENTS' TABLETS UP FOR GRABS
ORLANDO, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- Here's the perfect gift for the Charlton Heston impersonator in your life: The original tablets the actor held up in "The Ten Commandments."
WIRELESS FLASH NEWS BRIEFS
BALTIMORE (Wireless Flash) -- An upcoming celebration of Edgar Allan Poe's birthday promises some sights as morbid as the images in the author's creepy stories. The party at the
FEMALES HATE TALK SHOWS AND LOUD-MOUTHED LADIES
ENCINO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Here's something to talk about: women who watch daytime TV are sick of both talk shows and loud-mouthed ladies.
RAVENS TO GET ADVICE FROM EDGAR ALLAN POE?
BALTIMORE (Wireless Flash) -- The Baltimore Ravens could get a pep talk from Edgar Allan Poe, if a Poe impersonator has his way.