REPUBLICANS PAIN IN THE NECK FOR PHILADELPHIA MASSAGE
REPUBLICANS PAIN IN THE NECK FOR PHILADELPHIA MASSAGE PARLORS?
PHILADELPHIA (Wireless Flash) -- Next week's Republican Convention may be a pain in the neck for Philadelphia's massage parlors. Although thousands of Republican party animals are expected to show up starting this weekend, the city's massage parlors and escorts aren't expecting big business. A receptionist at one Philadelphia massage parlor -- the Chopstick Spa -- says she's "heard about the convention" but won't confirm if Republicans like George W. Bush or Dick Cheney have made reservations. Meanwhile, another Philadelphia escort who calls herself "Allure" says she's offering a 10 percent discount to Republican conventioneers -- especially if they're into worshipping her size-6 feet.