Headlines for: 07-09-2000

NO PUT ON: TACO PREPARING U.S. COMEBACK HAMBURG, Germany (Wireless Flash) -- Remember Taco, the guy who had a Top Ten hit in 1982 with "Putting On The Ritz"? Well, this is no put on: he's planning a comeback.

INTERNET RADIO STATION LOOKING FOR WORLD'S MOST WELL-ENDOWED MAN SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- An internet radio station hopes to arouse interest in its site with a bizarre contest: A

FOUR-STORY BOMB SHELTER STILL UP FOR GRABS Washington State (Wireless Flash) -- The sale of a 20-year- old bomb shelter isn't exactly booming for a widow in Washington state.

SEX EXPERTS OFFER NOOKY ADVICE TO `BIG BROTHER' CAST SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- The cast of "Big Brother" has a big problem: How to scratch their itch for sex without getting caught on camera.

SHOULD SCIENTISTS BE BANNED FROM CLONING ELVIS IMPERSONATORS? SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- If scientists ever decide to clone human beings, who's the last person you'd want to see copied?

LEAPIN' LIZARDS! GODZILLA FESTIVAL STARTS FRIDAY (JUL. 14) LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Godzilla fans have a reason to shout this weekend (Jul. 14-16): a convention dedicated entirely to Japanese monster movies.

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- Where would you be most embarrassed to be seen in the nude? The halls of your high school, your sister's wedding, Times Square or the Super

ETCH-A-SKETCH TURNS 40 (JUL. 12) BRYAN, Ohio (Wireless Flash) -- Wednesday (July 12) marks the 40th anniversary of an event forever etched in toy history: The introduction of the Etch-A-Sketch.

33 PERCENT OF WOMEN WANT TO DRESS LIKE ERIN BROCKOVICH AT WORK NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- A lot of women are apparently willing to do anything for fame.