Headlines for: 08-04-1999
JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT LOSES PENIS -- AGAIN!
NIAGARA FALLS, New York (Wireless Flash) -- Talk about deja vu: John Wayne Bobbitt has lost his penis once again. This time the absent organ is a six-foot-tall penis costume
RURAL TOWN GEARING UP FOR Y2K BATTLE WITH CITY SLICKERS
GRAFTON, N.H. (Wireless Flash) -- A tiny village in New Hampshire is up in arms over a rumored Y2K invasion by gun-toting city slickers.
`PICK-UP PAGERS' TO FINALLY HIT U.S.
BOSTON, Mass. (Wireless Flash) -- Hard-up singles are about to get a helping hand thanks to the Federal Communications Commission.
JOHN F. KENNEDY JR.: WORLD CLASS SPITBALLER
NEW YORK -- John F. Kennedy Jr. wasn't just a hunky magazine publisher, he was also a world-class spitballer. Entertainment journalist Baird Jones claims that inside
COOL OFF BY SLIDING IN KETCHUP
SEYMOUR, Wis. (Wireless Flash) -- Sliding in ketchup may seem like a bizarre way to keep cool this summer, but that's what they'll be doing this Saturday in Seymour, Wisconsin.
SURVEY: MEN FIND SWEAT SEXY
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Do you find perspiration sexy? According to a new poll conducted by Arrid deodorant, 16 percent of men admit they get turned on when a woman sweats
WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Satirist Stan Freberg turns 73 on Saturday (Aug. 7), but he has no plans for retirement. Freberg -- who was declared "The Father of the Funny Commercial" by
YOSEMITE MURDERS GIVING BAD NAME TO BIGFOOT RESEARCH?
PORTLAND, Maine (Wireless Flash) -- A cryptozoologist in Portland, Maine, believes Bigfoot researchers may be able to help the FBI solve the mystery behind those Yosemite murders.
FINALS FOR MAYTAG REPAIRMAN LOOKALIKE CONTEST
TWINSBURG, Ohio (Wireless Flash) -- Actor Gordon Jump won't just be seeing double this Saturday, he'll be seeing quadruple. Jump -- who has portrayed the lonely Maytag Repairman for 12